A Christmas diversion - googlewhacking Richard Murphy
Posted by Christie Malry on December 22, 2010 at 4:15 pm
So you don't get bored over Christmas, and to celebrate another year of the constant amusement that is Ritchie's disengagement with fact, here's something to do. It's a Ritchie googlewhack.
Your challenge is to find phrases of the form: "richard murphy" "<your phrase>" that, when entered into Google, give a single result. You can enter your suggestions here in the comments or on Twitter (suggested hashtag #ritchiegooglewhack), but please also provide the link, which you may shorten using your favourite link reduction service.
Here are some to get you started:
"richard murphy" "choked on a bag of drugs" http://bit.ly/f5nfEh
"richard murphy" "stung by a jellyfish" http://bit.ly/hcxUMw
"richard murphy" "almost spontaneously combusted" http://bit.ly/eg7utf
Clearly, as with all Christmas diversions, the whackier and more snork-inducing, the better 1.
Notes:
- Yes, I know these aren't real Googlewhacks, because they use phrases, not words. Humour me! ↩
Just so there is no unnecessary duplication of effort, can I let you all know that I will be looking for “Richard Murphy” and one other word together with “c*nt”.
"richard murphy" "wet his bed and is feeling uncomfortable" http://bit.ly/f7bxWi
I typed in the aforementioned name + "tosser". < http://bit.ly/fh83Ve" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/fh83Ve
Whoops wrong link......it should be http://bit.ly/fh83Ve
If you type "richard murphy tax" into Google predictive search, one of the options you get is "richard murphy tax idiot".
"richard murphy" "rough end of a pineapple" http://bit.ly/eAMcvy
[...] Fun for all the family! [...]
"richard murphy" "bitten by a werewolf and cursed for life" http://bit.ly/hzdAbV
"richard murphy" "musings of an idiot" http://bit.ly/hV1qi5
"richard murphy" "too selfish to share" http://bit.ly/fROk6x
"richard murphy" "dreadful hypocritical people" http://bit.ly/f7Nayl
"richard murphy" "man with a tiny tiny penis" http://bit.ly/i7zRhZ
oops -- put in the url of the site rather than the search, which is:
http://bit.ly/e27hEp
"richard murphy" "stupider than Tiffany" http://bit.ly/htrZYk
"richard murphy" "shot in the face with birdshot" http://bit.ly/gkewQ2
"richard murphy" "registered criminal or sex offender"
http://bit.ly/gbwV8M
"richard murphy" "hurl elephant dung" http://bit.ly/igIW9z
"richard murphy" "tell others to eat shit" http://bit.ly/hsWsEB
"richard murphy" "cheats on his taxes" http://bit.ly/gJUaF0
"richard murphy" "still trying to climb up the dildo"
http://bit.ly/encA4f
"richard murphy" "vicious rapist"
http://bit.ly/gr3fhg
"richard murphy" "is a moral cretin" http://bit.ly/gYQbU2
"richard murphy" "savaged by two lions" http://bit.ly/gCoNxf
"richard murphy" and "nude" http://tinyurl.com/2el3ylp
"richard murphy" "caught in bed with another man's wife" http://bit.ly/ieN9VG
"richard murphy" "frightening children and women" http://bit.ly/eaLF5p
About 14,500 results! Foul!!
"richard murphy" "drowned in a vat of wine" http://bit.ly/gvLNKR
"richard murphy" "being crushed by a tidal wave"
http://tiny.cc/e86cb
link for above. Sorry.
"richard murphy" "worse than a mild case of flu" http://tiny.cc/99v9x
I must stop now!
"richard murphy" "is a permanent limp dick" http://bit.ly/g3VO0D
"richard murphy" "like stale cheese" http://bit.ly/dT1ak7
"richard murphy" "smells like corn dogs" http://bit.ly/dW7bBt
"richard murphy" "scab motherfucker" http://bit.ly/gRSHR5
"richard murphy" "annoying fat cunt" http://bit.ly/gSWCQQ
"richard murphy" "can't hold his or her liquor" http://bit.ly/e6AYbY
"richard murphy" "frozen to death in a hospital emergency room" http://bit.ly/hI6h6x
"richard murphy" "trapped under the ice of a Siberian lake" http://bit.ly/igEgxp
"richard murphy" "bitten by a shark or struck by lightning" http://bit.ly/hjvkmf
"richard murphy" "killed by a champagne cork" http://bit.ly/exTTps
"richard murphy" "bitten on the hand by a dog" http://bit.ly/f3POGU
"richard murphy" "eating a fat dick" http://bit.ly/i6tscl
surely if you want only a single response you want an opposite - RM economist or RM sensible
Like this?
"richard murphy" "knows a lot about tax" http://bit.ly/g0KzMv
"richard murphy" "oven fire" http://bit.ly/hNAp4T
"richard murphy" "farts may be a form of communication" http://bit.ly/gzADfm
"richard murphy" "attacked by a buzzard" http://bit.ly/gQ96Yq
"richard murphy" "sounds stupid doesn't it?" http://bit.ly/glfKaK
"richard murphy" "eaten alive by personal demons" http://bit.ly/fTJsWy
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Not quite what's required, but it amused me:
"richard Murphy" "and Carol Kane" "they fight crime!" http://www.google.com/search?q="richard+Murp...
And of course once you put it here, it's indexed by Google and is no longer a whack - brilliant!