Daily Mail struggles to differentiate man from woman

Posted by Christie Malry on December 6, 2012 at 11:24 am

Given how much of their website and newspaper is dedicated to women with their baps on display, you'd think the Daily Mail would be able to tell the difference between a man and a woman.

Sir Philip Green's Topshop and Topman business were today valued at a staggering £2 billion after the retail tycoon sold a 25 per cent stake in the fashion brands.

The entrepreneur's Arcadia Group... netted £500 million after agreeing to sell the Topshop stake to American private equity firm Leonard Green & Partners.

Sir Philip... said the cash from the sale will remain in the Arcadia Group.

Er, chaps, the Arcadia Group is owned by Lady Tina Green, not Sir Philip. And the money's staying in the company in any case. So how on earth can you use the headline "Sir Philip Green enjoys £500MILLION payday"?

Gibbering fuckwits.

Also, while I'm not an expert, I would imagine SSE will apply. So expect to see demands from idiotic Ukuncutters demanding that Sir Philip pay his taxes on this windfall. Even though it's not his money.

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