Joe Lee, you're a hero

Posted by Christie Malry on January 27, 2012 at 8:51 pm

There's a good letter in today's City AM:

Held accountable

I watched Nick Clegg’s interview on BBC Breakfast TV yesterday morning and was furious to hear him say “for those who can't afford an accountant to fiddle their taxes”. How dare he. I assume therefore that he does his own return?

I’m fed up of politicians referring to accountants as one degree away from criminals. Professional, qualified accountants like myself have a high degree of integrity and abide by the UK tax laws, we do not “fiddle” taxes.

Joe Lee ACCA FMAAT
principal, Apple Accountancy Services

I totally agree. Clegg's assault on our profession demonstrates a total lack of understanding of what tax accountants actually do. He should be ashamed of himself.

A moral profession?

Posted by Christie Malry on January 14, 2012 at 11:03 pm

Tonight, I caught a bit of Frank Skinner doing a standup show on tv for no particular reason whatsoever. During his show he picks on a woman in the audience called Jean, who tells him she's a nurse. After berating the audience for not applauding her, he describes nursing as a 'moral profession'.

So, because your humble blogger is always at work, whether I like it or not, this set me thinking as to whether Skinner would think of accountancy as a moral profession. It certainly ought to be thought of as one, because its core purpose includes enabling people to trust information that might otherwise be untrustworthy.

So, is accountancy a moral profession? Why? Why not? If not, what professions would you describe as moral? And why?

My opinion, in case you were wondering,  is that we are. But that's not to say that the profession doesn't need to continuously improve and develop to live up to the changing standards demanded of it by society.

Journalists vs auditors

Posted by Christie Malry on January 3, 2012 at 4:01 pm

On Twitter, auditor Truenfairview gets cross with the BBC's reporting of the recent shooting in County Durham on this morning's Today programme (For seven days from the date of this post, you can listen to the reporting here).

Watching an auditor criticising journalism set me thinking about how journalists criticise auditing. Take, for example, our old friend Ian Fraser, proof positive that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing:

Why does this matter? Because if audit firms are as cozy with their clients as they have been over the past 15 to 20 years, they are a waste of space. As I said in the opener, they may also have become a danger to capitalism itself.

Most of his work consists of diatribes like this, 'supported' by a list of the engagements where audit firms failed to meet all the requirements of ethical or auditing standards. Despite never having been on an audit or worked for an accountancy firm, he argues that he is entitled to criticise the audit profession in this way, even though he does so in a biased and imbalanced fashion that fails to take account of the tens of thousands of audit engagements that meet the exacting standards in full.

Of course, journalists aren't immune from public criticism; the Leveson enquiry has been probing certain improper practices that were apparently rife in some tabloid newspapers.  But Leveson has been focusing on activities that are already largely illegal rather than merely in breach of professional standards. Indeed, journalists have no professional standards because, despite their protestations, they're not a profession. That doesn't mean that some journalists aren't professional. But it does mean that journalists are held to a much lower standard of conduct than professional auditors.

Fraser, in criticising the Big 4, fails to demonstrate any causal link between the actions of auditors and any ultimate harm caused to third parties. In fact, in some cases - such as in the recent case over pwc and client money regulations at JP Morgan - he doesn't even show that any harm was caused. It's the mere breach of regulations that they were required to follow that matters. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not suggesting that auditors shouldn't be required to follow the standards expected of them. But I do believe that any criticism of the profession should consider the work done by auditors in the round, rather than selecting the worst examples of their performance and pretending that they are representative of the rest of their work.

Similarly, nothing will come of the BBC's sloppy reporting this morning. It's virtually impossible to link a particular report to any harm caused. Even without this, there are no external standards that they can be held to. Of course, the BBC ought to hold itself to a much higher standard because, unlike commercial news organisations, the ultimate sanction - withdrawing your patronage - doesn't apply to them, thanks to the licence fee.

However, I wouldn't support a wholesale professionalisation of journalism, because it could be used to exclude amateur writers, such as this blogger, from writing and reporting. But I do think it appropriate for journalists who work for major newspapers or who want to be taken seriously to hold themselves to the same high standards some of their number seem to think appropriate for the Big 4.

So which journalist(s) will be the first to take the lead?

How Do Emotions Affect Ethical Evaluations for Accountants?

Posted by Christie Malry on December 19, 2011 at 11:19 pm

Looks to be an interesting paper:

Abstract: There is a significant amount of research and models on ethical decision-making processes; however, there is limited research on how emotions affect ethical evaluations and decisions in an accounting context. Prior research suggests that emotions may shape ethical evaluations and choices made by individuals. This study contributes to the accounting literature by exploring the emotions an accountant may feel when evaluating earning manipulations. This study finds that accountants feel regret when evaluating earnings manipulations.

Keywords: Accounting ethics, ethical decision making, emotions.

Download it here.

The lazy anti-auditor rhetoric must stop

Posted by Christie Malry on November 8, 2011 at 9:19 am

There is a small band of lazy journalists and bloggers who have stumbled across a winning formula (for them, at least): to catalogue every single instance of lax or sub-standard work performed by the Big 4 audit firms and then to sew it into a grand conspiracy about how these firms are systematically attempting to undermine the lives of ordinary people while enriching themselves. You know who these people are.

I have long argued that this style of journalism is lazy and unacceptable, because it fails to take account of the work they perform to a satisfactory level or higher. Such work is almost always performed in private; generally speaking, the only time we ever get to see what auditors have done is when they screw it up.

So there's some bad news for the sloppy crew today:

OLYMPUS changed its auditor because of an argument about accounting for its purchased businesses, rather than it reaching the end of its contractual obligation, according to reports.

The camera-maker, which has seen its share price slump after its new chief executive revealed concerns over advisory payments related to acquisitions, replaced auditor KPMG with Ernst & Young in 2009.

The auditor swap took place because of a re-tendering process following the end of KPMG's contract, Olympus had stated. However, Tsuyoshi Kikukawa, the Olympus chief at the time, allegedly told management there was a disagreement with KPMG over its accounting for goodwill and its acquisition of UK business Gyrus, reported Reuters.

This simply does not fit their narrative. In standing up to Olympus, even apparently at the cost of the ongoing engagement, KPMG's behaviour confounds the Big 4's critics. Their simplistic, naive reporting, from which they make their (in some cases substantial) livelihoods, trivialises a complex situation and gravely insults the many thousands of honest hard-working Big 4 staffers around the globe. In order to provide a credible analysis of the Big 4, it's necessary to account for their quality work as well as their inadequate work. It's time for Frannie, Ritchie, Ian and Prem to grow up, and the Olympus story provides them with a good opportunity to do it.

Bringing morality to the markets

Posted by Christie Malry on October 30, 2011 at 9:13 pm

In an interesting, but ultimately flawed, blog post, Colin Talbot says:

Today I heard a Lib Dem MEP say something to the effect of “what are we going to do, stop the markets from doing certain things”? Well, er, yes. We stop ‘the markets’ from trading in human body parts, or in whole humans for that matter. We don’t allow them to freely trade nuclear weapons, or other WMDs. In other words there are all sorts of moral and practical restrictions placed upon the markets, for our own protection.

Markets don't "do" anything. They're merely a place where people interact. And, as ideas go, the idea of the free market is fundamentally unobjectionable. Why shouldn't people be able to buy and sell things to each other without interference? Markets are inherently a good thing.

Now, sometimes the outcome of a free transaction is inconsistent with society's norms. For example, the case of nuclear weapons given above. Although there may be a willing seller of nuclear weapons and a willing buyer of nuclear weapons, we collectively don't want the technology behind these weapons - or indeed the weapons themselves - to spread. So we intervene to forbid such transactions taking place in our free market.

There are a load of other examples . We don't allow buying/selling of slaves, some drugs, sex and children because these (rightly, in my view) offend our moral sensibilities. But that's not the fault of the market. It's just a place where people buy and sell. It has no ethical sense at all. The ethics of a market transaction depend on the buyer, the seller, and society's interpretation of it.

Blaming "the markets" for stuff society doesn't like is an unacceptable cop-out. We should regulate sellers of stuff we don't like, or we should regulate buyers of stuff we don't like. It's not the fault of "the markets". What we consider acceptable or not is, after all, a societal construct.

So, with that in mind, let's turn to Talbot's three suggestions for fixing "the markets":

You should not be able to sell stuff you don’t own.

The whole basis of ‘short-selling’ is you sell something you don’t own now, in order to drive down the price of the things you don’t own so you can later buy them for less than you just sold the things you don’t own for.

I can’t for the life of me see how this generates any value to anybody except allowing the short-sellers to rip everyone else off. Their ‘bet’ that the price will fall is not based on anything ‘real’, like the value of the item, but simply on their ability to manipulate the market. On the contrary, if the thing being sold is something like a companies shares it is doing a lot of damage. What is it good for?

Nope. Totally wrong. There are all sorts of legitimate reasons for short-selling. And, indeed, plenty of businesses sell stuff they don't own. At the risk of reiterating material I already wrote in an earlier blog post, here are some instances of short-selling in business:

  • Just-in-time manufacturing. Efficient manufacturing businesses sell goods they don't own, then manufacture them quickly once they've been ordered. This helps businesses by reducing their need to hold significant quantities of inventory (which might fail to sell, go bad or get stolen).
  • Bespoke printing. I understand that Amazon will print up books for you 'to order'. They don't exist at the time of ordering, but they'll print them, bind them and send them to you.
  • Airlines. Airlines don't actually have "a seat on a flight from London to New York at 8:50am on 23 February 20X2" when you order it. But we don't seem to have a problem with allowing people to buy one.
  • University courses.  Similarly for university courses. Professor Talbot doesn't actually have any of the courses his university is selling. Nor, to the extent that they're examined courses, have any of the exam papers yet been written.
  • Writers. Publishers often provide advances to authors, sometimes before even a single word has been written. What's that, if not short-selling?

In all of these cases, while the seller doesn't actually have what he's selling in his grubby little hands at the point of sale, he does have the capacity to provide it. And, if he fails to provide it, he is liable to breach of contract. That's as true for these cases as it is for short-selling of shares. A short-seller of equities has the capacity to acquire the shares in question. If, for any reason, he fails to do so, he must pay the financial consequences.

If you need an introduction to how short-selling works, and why it's not problematic, you should acquaint yourself with three girls, two cups.

You shouldn’t be able to insure things you don’t own either.

If I were to insure a camera I didn’t own, but actually belonged to my mate, and then he had it stolen whilst on holiday, I don’t know any insurance company that would pay me. Au contraire, I’d probably get a visit from Sgt Plod asking me why I was trying to rip off the insurance company. As with so much else, this doesn’t seem to apply in the topsy-turvy moral universe of finance capital.

Anyone can purchase a CDS, even buyers who do not hold the loan instrument and may have no direct “insurable interest” in the loan. The buyer of the CDS makes a series of payments (the CDS “fee” or “spread”) to the seller and, in exchange, receives a payoff if the loan defaults.”

Again, I fail to see any utility in this transaction for the real world the rest of us inhabit and if I tried to pull this stunt with a car I’d end up in prison.

Well, I have some sympathy with this line of thinking, and I take great solace from the fact that Frances Coppola does too, However, Talbot's reasons fail the basic standard that we set out in the beginning. He's saying that we should ban CDSs because he "fail[s] to see any utility" in them. But there are plenty of other things that he probably can't see any utility in; say the selling of marmite-flavoured chocolate. Should we ban that too?

No, the only reason to ban something is if we can point to the specific way that it offends society. Beyond the fact that it just feels 'iffy', Talbot fails to make the case.

You should pay tax on every transaction that supposedly ‘adds value’.

One of the main reasons for financial systems running amok is the volume of trades – these have spiraled to unprecedented levels. When the rest of us buy and sell things we (mostly) pay VAT on the transaction, which, in case you have forgotten is “value added” tax. So if these financial transaction as ‘value adding’ as their proponents claim, why don’t they have to pay tax on them? When a car component manufacturer sells a car widget to the manufacturer they have to pay a whopping 20% VAT. Why doesn’t this apply to financial ‘products’?

This betrays a fundamental understanding of how value added tax works. VAT is a tax paid by consumers on the value added to a good or service during its manufacture. So the car component manufacturer doesn't pay "a whopping 20% VAT". The VAT, if any, will be paid by the purchaser, not the seller. And, in turn, the seller will account for that input VAT when it sells the final product on to customers. Customers are the end of the chain: they cannot reclaim their input VAT so ultimately they must pay VAT 1.

Businesses do, of course, have a sort of 'value added' tax of their own. It's called corporation tax, and is payable on the taxable profits made by businesses. So our car component manufacturer (presuming they're incorporated) will pay corporation tax on the profit it makes between buying in metal, shaping it into widgets and selling those widgets to other companies.

Contrary to popular belief, financial businesses do pay corporation tax on the sum of all those little profits they make from super-fast transactions. So Talbot's desire to see added value being taxed is already reality.

And, again contrary to popular  belief, financial services businesses don't dodge VAT. The provision of financial services is VAT-exempt, which means financial services businesses cannot recover their input VAT. Their prices therefore effectively include VAT already to allow them to recover it in an economic sense 2.

There may yet be a case for introducing a financial transaction tax. I don't buy it, myself. But inaccurately stating that financial transactions aren't subject to a tax on the value added isn't the way to make the case.

Notes:

  1. Whether they ultimately bear VAT is a much more complex issue and is well beyond the scope of this blog post.
  2. The Mirrlees review suggested that the VAT status of financial services businesses ought to be changed.

How quickly reputation is lost - an Android case study

Posted by Christie Malry on April 27, 2011 at 9:53 pm

In the world of Android mobile phones, lots of essential software is provided not by the operating system itself but by third party programmers. The operating system doesn't provide an easy way to turn off mobile data, which can be problematic if you don't have an unlimited data plan or you are travelling in a foreign country. Under those circumstances it can be a very costly mistake to leave your phone connecting to the Internet via its 3G modem.

The de facto gold standard solution is a little fix called APNdroid. This tricks your phone by temporarily renaming its data settings so that it simply cannot connect when you don't want it to. When you want to connect again, it renames them back. APNdroid is so widely used that other software providers often provide hooks to it in their software so you can use them together.

Yet recently, APNdroid's author, Martin Adamek, has been trying to increase the meagre amount of advertising revenue he makes from APNdroid. He has been experimenting with different formats; each time this has pushed an 'update' through the Android Marketplace encouraging users to upgrade to the latest version. This has upset some users. But the very latest update has got them erupting in fury. Because, unlike previous versions, this one sticks an advertisement in the status bar once a day. When users click on the advertisement, it takes them to a webpage where they can buy ringtones. 

Having been a very highly rated application, recent reviews have given it and its author a right kicking. 

apndroid_complaints

Martin has, to his credit, gone into damage limitation mode, firstly pointing out that users can pay for an ad-free version (although £1.50 is perhaps a bit steep for something that the operating system really ought to provide by itself), then dealing with disgruntled customers on Twitter.

But a lot of users will just walk away and, if Martin ever decides to revert to a less intrusive system, they'll never see it. Alternatives to APNdroid are now available, including one that looks virtually identical to it. Having become the market leader, it's just possible that he's squandered his advantage by getting just a bit too greedy.

For the technically minded, the offending service is called Airpush, which has an extensive list of questions and answers about its service here. Curiously, they don't seem to have an answer to "Will Airpush irritate my users and get them to uninstall my software in rage?" 

Our conceit about speeding drivers

Posted by Christie Malry on January 6, 2011 at 10:26 am

Most people have been horrified at the news of a kindly gentleman, who warned other drivers of a speed trap, being fined in the courts for obstructing the police. Perhaps you have been warned of speed traps in this way before. Maybe you've even helped others.

So imagine some other (made up) scenarios:

A friend of yours works at HMRC. He lends you his USB stick. You find a folder containing a list of names and addresses of suspected tax avoiders that HMRC will be investigating.  Do you ring them up to warn them of the investigation?

Or, perhaps another friend of yours invites you round to his house. He works for the Professional Oversight Board. While he's getting you a drink, you spot a note among his papers outlining the audits of major firms that are due for inspection. Do you take a copy of the list with your mobile and send it to the Big Four?

Now, I may be wrong, but I suspect people would answer emphatically "no" to both. So what is different about speeding drivers that makes us sympathetic to their law breaking compared to tax cheats or bad auditors? 3,000 people die on Britain's roads every year in "accidents", virtually all of which wouldn't happen if drivers followed the Highway Code. Tax avoidance and dodgy auditing, as far as I'm aware, never killed anyone.

Seriously, what's the difference?

Written on my Android mobile phone. Article may be edited later.

The grinches that want to ruin Christmas for ordinary people

Posted by Christie Malry on December 20, 2010 at 9:51 am

The ukuncut campaign rumbles along. Last Saturday, on paper at least one of the busiest shopping days of the year, protestors once again disrupted shops across the UK, including Vodafone and Topshop.

This is unacceptable. I've explained before why the ukuncut cases against Vodafone and Topshop are unfounded. The case against Vodafone is so flimsy that even Richard Murphy won't validate their figures.

Given that their two specific cases are so pathetically weak, you might be wondering whether their general campaign holds water either. But, this being the season of goodwill and all, I recognise their right to protest. Yet, in these circumstances, their current methods are completely unsupportable.

Their chosen tactics don't hurt David Cameron. They don't hurt the coalition. Nor do they hurt HMRC. They barely scrape Vodafone bosses or Sir Philip Green. Nope. Instead they frustrate and wreck one of the final pre-Christmas shopping days for thousands of ordinary people. And they make work even more hellish for thousands of retail workers, as if their conditions aren't bad enough already.

To base an entire tax campaign on two utter howlers would be bad enough. But their methods betray the rank cowardice in the hearts of the ukuncut protestors. They know their figures don't stand up to scrutiny, so they're merely trying to be as disruptive to ordinary people as possible. This is a disgrace, and we should resist these selfish Grinches. They're not on our side; they are bullies who will do anything - even wreck Christmas for thousands - to get their way. 

Written on my Android mobile phone. Article may be edited later.

The deluded and irritating world of Toby Ord

Posted by Christie Malry on December 14, 2010 at 9:48 am

Meet Toby Ord. He's an Oxford academic who believes that people can and should donate much more money to charity over their lifetimes.  He is aiming to give away £1 million over his, despite earning £25,000 (soon to be increased), an amount many might consider to be paltry.

So, as someone who also loves philosophy, who appreciates off-the-wall thinking, and who believes that the Big Society can work, why - in thinking about Ord's campaign - do I find him to be the most insufferable tossbag?

Firstly, I cannot accept that it's right - whether economically, socially, or rationally - to encourage people to give so much of their own earned money away to charity before they've been able to put the prospect of their own poverty beyond reach.  It seems daft to me to give lots away only to have to turn to other people's charity at some later date.

Secondly, Ord's campaign rests in no small part to his university flat which, at a monthly rental of £416, is significantly below the market rent, even in a slum city like Oxford.  It's all very well to call others to arms, but it's unfair to do so using privileged access to assets from which others can't benefit.

Thirdly, and most seriously, I strongly object to the mixing of "savings and tax" in the BBC graphic.  Savings are totally different to tax.  They could hardly be more different.  Savings are amounts put aside from current earnings to fund your own future expenditure.  Tax represents amounts put aside from current earnings to fund society's current expenditure.  That's not to say that some taxes weren't at one time savings-like.  National insurance, for example, started life as a scheme to encourage people to provide for their own retirement benefits via a national scheme.  Over time, though, we can see that the scheme has been totally subverted by government meddling, such that now it's just another tax.  You have to pay national insurance, but it now really doesn't purchase you any direct benefits over and above what other people can get.

I would be happier if Ord were encouraging people to make generous bequests in their wills.  It's better to get people to save up their own money and then donate from that, rather than getting them to hand it over now when they might need it later.

And with tax representing the biggest bill for virtually every citizen as well as being an individual's donation to society, it would be better to treat tax payments as part of one's lifetime donation to charity.  If you did that, you'd see that lots of higher earners already donate £1 million or more to other people.  Why the ukuncut protestors and other left-wingers can't appreciate that, is a much better question to be asking.