Joe Lee, you're a hero

Posted by Christie Malry on January 27, 2012 at 8:51 pm

There's a good letter in today's City AM:

Held accountable

I watched Nick Clegg’s interview on BBC Breakfast TV yesterday morning and was furious to hear him say “for those who can't afford an accountant to fiddle their taxes”. How dare he. I assume therefore that he does his own return?

I’m fed up of politicians referring to accountants as one degree away from criminals. Professional, qualified accountants like myself have a high degree of integrity and abide by the UK tax laws, we do not “fiddle” taxes.

Joe Lee ACCA FMAAT
principal, Apple Accountancy Services

I totally agree. Clegg's assault on our profession demonstrates a total lack of understanding of what tax accountants actually do. He should be ashamed of himself.

Ironic

Posted by Christie Malry on October 20, 2011 at 8:30 pm

OK, terrible song. But isn't it ironic that on the very day that a brutal dictator was finally tracked down and executed in cold blood for his crimes, the three major UK political parties confirmed that each will be using a three-line whip to instruct their MPs to vote against an in/out referendum on the European Union? Any MPs with additional responsibilities (such as PPSs) will be sacked.

They say charity begins at home. Is democracy something that we require only of foreigners? We'll send our soldiers overseas to die in their hundreds in defence of 'democracy', while undermining representative democracy at home. Cameron, Miliband and Clegg should ask themselves some very serious questions tonight.

Free schools and profits

Posted by Christie Malry on September 4, 2011 at 10:00 am

Nick Clegg calls upon his vast reserves of fuckwittery and, according to the Guardian, puts a stop to the idea that free schools might be able to make a profit:

Nick Clegg has thwarted plans by the education secretary, Michael Gove, to allow the new generation of "free schools" to make profits in the state sector after a massive ideological battle over the coalition's education policy.

The deputy prime minister will on Monday trumpet his success as one of three key victories achieved over Gove, which he says will ensure that free schools have to operate for the "whole community" and not just for "the privileged few" or for profit.

This is totally idiotic. As Tim Worstall points out, and indeed as the comments to the Guardian article make clear, it's easy to not make a profit. You just over pay for your expenses and undercharge your revenues. You will very quickly make no profits. This reveals Clegg's intervention to be Liberal Democrat shallow thinking at its dismal worst.

But, sadly, it's worse even than that. Implicit in lefty thinking is the presumption that, if only we allowed them to, free schools could educate vast numbers of posh middle class kids, obtaining far better results than existing state schools, while managing to cream off massive fees for their 'directors', pay their staff handsomely, charge enormous management charges for brands and other intangibles, but still - miraculously - turn a profit. It doesn't make any sense.

And, even if it did make sense, who could object to such a formula? If there were a button that could turn existing state schools into newfangled 'free schools' that operated along those lines, who could justify not pressing that button? "I'm not pressing it, I want students to languish in lower standard comprehensive schools!", perhaps?

The pursuit of profit has a long and noble history, as people have strived to find easier and more efficient ways of doing things. And, because the new way is cheaper than the original way, we thank the original inventor by paying him/her for dreaming up a new simpler method - be it dishwashing or transport, or any of the countless other simplifications throughout history. What can possibly be the ideological objection to profit-making in schools? Do people really believe that there are huge resources sloshing around state schools, ripe to be skimmed off by merciless capitalists? Existing private schools get better results, for sure, but they do so on the back of far greater resources. Surely private school results on state school resources must be the Holy Grail of teaching.

So who - other than teaching unions, perhaps (who have much to lose from greater efficiency in teaching - can possibly object to all this?

The art of political decision making

Posted by Christie Malry on April 19, 2010 at 9:44 am

So, who won the leaders debate last Thursday?

Many of you might have thought Nick Clegg. But who really won it? Objectively speaking. The answer is less clear; it probably depends on what you mean by 'won'.

I didn't find Clegg very convincing. But I don't subscribe to the Vince Cable fan club either; he's too slippery on policy detail for my liking. Supposing just for a second that I'm not unique, how come Clegg is seen by many, backed up by opinion polls, as the runaway winner?

I think there's a simple explanation. In a fairly closely balanced debate, the media said he won, so we believe he won. This is reminiscent of Ray Bradbury's story The Crowd, in which the same crowd seems to materialise quickly following accidents and their actions determine whether the victim lives or dies. The media gave us the steer in Clegg's direction, which has created a feedback loop in his favour.

The Clegg story has made for some interest during the election. It'll be interesting to see what happens at this Thursday's debate. He's now got it all to lose.

How long is yours?

Posted by Christie Malry on April 14, 2010 at 10:05 pm

Labour's clocks in at 78 pages and sports a creepy Communist-style cover, with a nuclear family staring off at the sun in the distance. The Lib Dems manage to find enough material to cover 57 pages in their manifesto. The Conservative manifesto has been likened to a hymnal with its austere, deep blue cover. Yet, amazingly given that it deals with smaller government, it somehow manages to extend to a forest-wasting 131 pages.

So that's almost 270 pages of material in the space of three days. It would probably be an unkind moment to reflect on Brown's statement, in the wake of his massive broken promise over a referendum on the Lisbon treaty, that manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectation.

So why do manifestos go into such excruciating detail? It's necessary to provide a certain amount of explanation, so that voters can see that plans are credible, but it's unnecessary to provide quite so much. Some examples:

We will reach the long-term vision of superfast broadband for all through a public-private partnership in three stages: first, giving virtually every household in the country a broadband service of at least two megabits per second by 2012.

(Labour, p.1:7)

We will... double the maximum fine for under-age alcohol sales to £20,000;

(Conservative, p.55)

[We will launch] an ‘Eco Cash-Back’ scheme, for one year only, which will give you £400 if you install double glazing, replace an old boiler, or install micro-generation. If you choose micro-generation, you will be able to sell the energy back to the National Grid at a profit, with a more attractive feed-in tariff than under current government plans.

(Liberal Democrats, p.23)

Tonight Jeremy Paxman grilled Vince Cable on Newsnight about the Liberal Democrats' manifesto, and highlighted more nonsense, such as the proposals to force night buses to stop in-between bus stops (p.73) and to give compensation to any traveller bumped onto a rail-replacement bus (p.78).

With manifesto pledges down in the weeds like this, it's extremely likely that parties will have to break at least one of them by the end of their term. Yet, suppose you're a voter who is swayed by one of these detailed pledges. You're going to be pretty disappointed to be told that your pet pledge is the one that's being dropped.

In an ideal world, they would write short manifestos that set out their strategy for addressing the country's problems and building on its strengths. To the extent that further explanation is needed, provide it, but don't go beyond that.

But we need to bear some responsibility too. We don't trust politicians; in order to gain our trust they seek to line up a vast array of little pledges which they then deliver. Could we accept larger, more sweeping pledges, which are then delivered less precisely? Would we believe Vince Cable and Nick Clegg if they were to promise to improve public transport, using their manifesto pledges as illustrations, but leaving the detail out of the main document? Are we ready to go there, together?